Stories Archive by Month - May
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Meg Whitman Unable To Achieve Orgasm
Former Ebay Chief Executive Officer, billionaire and California gubernatorial hopeful Meg Whitman candidly admitted to the media today that she has been unable to achieve orgasm since the beginning of
Kindles Shop For Father's Day For Daddy, Jeff Bezos
Jeff Bezos, Amazon's founder and CEO, is a lucky man. Father of Amazon's Kindle (regarded by many as the world's foremost electronic reader), he'll be getting lots of presents from his "kids" on June 20.
82 F Temperature Soon To Set Britain Sizzling - Middlesbrough Residents In Frenzied Shopping Mode
Brits are reeling (with excitement) over the recent news that temperatures will soon soar to as high as 82 F.
People in Middlesbrough, especially residents of Berwick Hills, are rushing out to Primark, Matalan
Forget New York - Vancouver Bc Is The City That Never Sleeps
Ol' Blue Eyes once sang that he wanted to wake up in a city that doesn't sleep, which was all well and good back in the day, but if he was to wake up in
UK Special Representative For Rough Trade And Investment Prince Andrew 'Is Opus Dei Bagman'
London - (Royal Ass Mess): Sarah Ferguson's ex-husband has been identified as the fixer behind the Vatican's notorious filth-peddling Opus Dei phalange.
The son of Max 'S&M Dungeon' Mosley glories in being the UK's top rough
Jon Gosselin's Son Asks, "What's A Skanky Ho, Dad?"
New York, NY - Jon Gosselin has a new young girlfriend, Ellen Ross and this weekend, he brought six of his kids home to meet her and spend time in his new apartment. Ellen is
Taylor Lautner Loses His Jigger In Nashville Incident
Actor Taylor Lautner should have known that now was not the best time to take a trip to Tennessee after all the recent flooding, especially to take a fishing trip.
But he is only 17 years
Fergie Explains: Bill Clinton Bigger $ Whore Than Me!
The Duchess of York, tracked down on the coast of France where she was hiding out after revealing tapes showing her selling herself for money, claims she got the idea from former President Bill Clinton
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Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....
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