Stories Archive by Month - May
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Jon Gosselin's New Girlfriend Ellen Ross Proclaims - "It's Not The Penis Size That Counts, It's The Penis Size"
READING, Pennsylvania - Well, well, well. It appears that Jon "Little Jon" Gosselin has found himself a brand new girlfriend.
She is 23-year-old Harrisburg native Ellen Ross. Ross says that she likes Jon because he looks
Ex-royal Freak Hospital Mmr Quack Dr Andrew Wakefield Struck Off
London - (Toxic Ass Mess): The former immunologist and his eminent sidekick Professor John Walker-Smith have been struck off by the GMC.
The professional regulator found the pair guilty of gross professional misconduct in a classic
Foreskinheads Angered Over Public Lesbian Nude Ballet
HARDIN KY (ABSNN) -- Bill Pilant, Grand Wizard Deluxe of the Hardin White Supremist Foreskinheads, LLC, led a group of sixty like-minded dickheads in a march to protest public Lesbian nude ballet which they termed
Political Power Correlates With Length of Armpit Hair
Research scientists working at the Advanced Political Institute of Theory (APIT), have broken new ground in the field of female armpit hair as it relates to political power.
At the moment,
Foreign Secretary William Hague Combats Slapheads!
In a recent statement today William Hague declared a mass import of hair growth products. "I think there are lots of people who will say that what I said today will help them, preferably
Justin Bieber Loses Fan Base Temporarily, Manager Blames Hairstylist
Justin Bieber was one of the hottest singing sensations to come along in months and his meteoric rise to the top seemed to have no end in sight. That is until he got his hair
Fr Francois Dubois Sj Will Say Anything For Half A Mill - A Bit Like The Duchess
In order to find out exactly how far certain individuals are prepared to go in search of filthy lucre, our reporter travelled to the West Virginia mansion of Monsignor Francois DuBois SJ and showed him
The Spoof - Not As Funny As It Used To Be, A Bit Like Viz Comic
Industry analysts have concluded that online satirical website TheSpoof.com just isn't as funny as it used to be. The problem is that nobody seems to know who the analysts are, or if they are biased
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