Stories Archive by Month - July

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NY Times Reports FBI Killing Random Americans For Practice; Bush Scolds The Times For Exposing Secret Program

NY Times Reports FBI Killing Random Americans For Practice; Bush Scolds The Times For Exposing Secret Program

President Bush was furious during today's press briefing because The Times had revealed a Government program that has taken 5,800 innocent American lives in order to give the FBI real-life target practice. "I have words...

Games: Play Bushspeak Hangman - More Words Added

Games: Play Bushspeak Hangman - More Words Added

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 The Chortler
Added: 05 July 2006
Bush And Koizumi Make Complete Elvises of Themselves

Bush And Koizumi Make Complete Elvises of Themselves

The world may be going to hell in a hand-basket but that didn’t stop Japan’s Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi and U.S. President George W. Bush from making a pilgrimage Memphis...

Ruth Madoc Windscreen Sticker Blamed For Sharp Rise In Car Accidents.

Ruth Madoc Windscreen Sticker Blamed For Sharp Rise In Car Accidents.

A novelty car sticker depicting the popular TV actress Ruth Madoc has been blamed for a 500% increase in road traffic accidents. The sticker shows the 'Hi-de-hi' star with her hands outstretched and a look...

 The Spoof
Added: 05 July 2006
Universal Pill Announced

Universal Pill Announced

New Jersey -- The world's largest drug manufacturer called a press conference today to announce a breakthrough in pharmaceutical treatment. Pharmacon CEO Percy M. Tede described the so-called ‘universal pill,' long-sought by drug producers, as...

 The Spoof
Added: 05 July 2006
Bush Feels He And Elvis Were Spiritual Brothers

Bush Feels He And Elvis Were Spiritual Brothers

“It’s no secret,” Bush told the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. “I could karate-kick eight-foot high piñatas right out of the air at my daughters’ birthday parties. Only The King could kick higher without spilling any change out of his pockets...

Judge Rules Warren Buffett Incompetent At Request of His Relatives

Judge Rules Warren Buffett Incompetent At Request of His Relatives

At the request of every member of Warren Buffett’s family, a state judge has reviewed the financial and personal records leading up to Buffett’s decision to give $32 billion, the lion’s share of his fortune, to charity...

 Bongo News
Added: 05 July 2006
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Group Urges Suicide Screening For Psychiatrists

The North Dakota chapter of Citizens for Common Sense today issued a call to action in hopes to curb the rampant suicide in the psychiatric industry. An alarming study has conclusively shown that psychiatrists have...

 The Spoof
Added: 05 July 2006


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