Stories Archive by Month - July

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President Prepares For Sleepaway Camp

President Prepares For Sleepaway Camp

With his annual summer visit to Camp Crawford only weeks away, both President Bush and his staff are busy making final preparations for his two month stay in Texas. But this summer’s trip is shaping up to be extremely stressful for Bush because of his low approval rating, currently at around 30%...

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Kim Jong-il Disappointed By United States Tribute Failure.

North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il has expressed disappointment and dismay that his surprise gesture of conciliation and peace aimed at it's former enemy, the United States of America, has...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 06 July 2006
Geek Thoughts By Coco Tandy

Geek Thoughts By Coco Tandy

I ordered something online and when I got it I installed it in my computer, but it completely ruined everything. I phoned up the aquarium store to complain, but they weren't very helpful...

 BBSpot
Added: 06 July 2006
Enron Ex-Chief Evades Jail On Legal Loophole

Enron Ex-Chief Evades Jail On Legal Loophole

Enron ex-chief Kenneth Lay last night escaped justice with a rarely-used legal loophole, one that experts say will effectively grant him freedom from serving any jail time.

 Brainsnap
Added: 06 July 2006
Crack Found In Shuttle Glove Compartment

Crack Found In Shuttle Glove Compartment

The above headline from the New York Times Web site on Monday raises troubling questions about America's space program...

 Humor Gazette
Added: 05 July 2006
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 BBSpot
Added: 05 July 2006
Without Budget, Corzine Sent Home As Non-Essential

Without Budget, Corzine Sent Home As Non-Essential

New Jersey Gov. Jon Corzine inadvertently sent himself home today, along with the Democrat-dominated legislature, when he ordered non-essential elements of the government shut down during a budget impasse...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 05 July 2006
Joe Lieberman: If I Lose The Primary, I'm Going To Try And Destroy The Democratic Party.

Joe Lieberman: "If I Lose The Primary, I'm Going To Try And Destroy The Democratic Party."

United States Senator Joseph Lieberman (D, Conn.) has hinted today that if he loses the Democratic nomination for his Senate seat, he'll probably try to collect enough signatures...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 05 July 2006


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