Stories Archive by Month - July
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All Hell's Gonna Break Loose On July 11 According To Astrologers And Doomsayers
Doomsayers the world over will be looking to the heavens on July 11 as one of the first seriously meaningful harbingers of the really, really, really awful things to come within the next two years
Doctor Confirms 'Wayne Rooney Is Shrinking!'
Alex Ferguson added his voice today, to the many theories being suggested to explain the under-performance of 'star' forward, Wayne Rooney, during the current World Cup.
Ferguson believes that 24 year old Rooney played so
Raoul Moat Sends Greeting Postcard From Paradise
Police up in the cold wet north east of England have received greetings from Raoul Moat, holidaying in a far away sub-tropical sunspot. Raoul's card read simply "Wishing you were here".
"Looks like
The Injury Gods Will Be Appeased
A couple of quick stories from our annual trip to Hilton. Hopefully, I can post something more lengthy later, but if you knew the kind of week I was having you probably wouldn't expect
Bp Insists Their Containment Dome Is State of The Art
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Lindsay Lohan Goes To Jail Crying And Becomes An Activist
In jail and while in tears, Lindsay Lohan states that she will become a jail house activist.
Lohan is blaming her father because she says he called the police and had her house searched. After
Lindsay Lohan's New Girlfriend To Have Conjugal Visits
Eilat Anchel, Lindsay Lohan's new playmate, has been given permission to have conjugal visits with Lohan once she begins to serve her ninety days in the slammer.
"I hope Eilet gets to come every day", Lohan
Venezuela To Sue South Africa Over Vuvuzela Mix-up
The government of Venezuela is to take legal action against the South African government over the confusion that has arisen between the Caribbean paradise and the vuvuzelas that have been relentlessly blown at the 2010
Virgo horoscope
Holiday, it would be so nice...to be on holiday. So why not go for it? The day is as long as the night. To the rest......
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