Stories Archive by Month - July

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Defense Deals Blow In Coca-Cola Case

Defense Deals Blow In Coca-Cola Case

Atlanta, Georgia -- The three people (one woman, two men) accused of attempting to sell trade secrets of Coca-Cola to rival Pepsi are innocent. That is, if you believe their attorney, Thomas Tellatale. Holding a...

 The Spoof
Added: 11 July 2006
Michael Jackson Buys New Zealand

Michael Jackson Buys New Zealand

The disappearance of the small Pacific nation of New Zealand reported in Brainsnap a few weeks ago has been explained. Lawyers for pop star Michael Jackson announced today that the he had purchased New Zealand...

 Brainsnap
Added: 11 July 2006
Bush Tasks Congress With Increasing Science Education Funding To Further Spread Love

Bush Tasks Congress With Increasing Science Education Funding To Further "Spread Love"

Aurora, IL (Rotters) - President Bush, on Saturday, devoted part of a two-day trip to Illinois to a local community college to tout proposals for increasing the federal government's...

Top 11 Signs Your Computer Was Out Drinking Last Night

Top 11 Signs Your Computer Was Out Drinking Last Night

11. Everything you saved the night before, your computer has forgotten ...

 BBSpot
Added: 11 July 2006
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Korea "Disgruntled" With Its Missiles Supplied By Toys R Us

Toys R Us plans to fight North Korea's pending lawsuit stemming from the fact that every missile that Korea attempts to launch plunges into the Sea of Japan. One 'R Us' official said,...

 The Spoof
Added: 11 July 2006
North Korea Flunks Missile Test

North Korea Flunks Missile Test

North Korea test-fired seven missiles on July 4-5, one of them a long-range ICBM, in clear defiance of the world community. The missiles fell harmlessly into the Sea of Japan, where they injured a sperm whale and wiped out a school of unwitting prawns...

 Humor Gazette
Added: 11 July 2006
Time: Bush To Start Era ofPirate Diplomacy

Time: Bush To Start Era of"Pirate Diplomacy"

With Time magazine's announcement that the era of President George Bush's "cowboy diplomacy" has officially ended, the weekly opinion journal will announce next week the start of the era of "pirate diplomacy"...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 11 July 2006
Kings of Filth!

Kings of Filth!

Contestants in Annual Filth Fest Square Off for Live TV Final. Who Will be Britain's new 'King of Filth'?///

 The Sleaze
Added: 11 July 2006


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