Stories Archive by Month - July

President Bush this week made a two-day trip to Chicago, bringing to a close a week filled with birthday cake photo opportunities. The celebration at Chicago's popular Firehouse restaurant left the Presidential press entourage speculating that in the last 48 hours...

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New Scotland Yard, London - (AssoCIAted Mess): UK cops have confirmed that the new video footage released by Al Jazeera TV of the 7/7 London bombing top suspect is of the Prince William doppleganger spawned...

Washington DC - (AssoCIAted Mess): The White House has ordered that all US military detainees are to be given the last rites, in compliance with President George Bush's interpretation of the Geneva invention and in...

Although widely reported to have died from a massive heart attack on July 5, with a little help from his friends, convicted Enron conspirator, corporate con-artist and Bush financier, Kenneth Lay, has won a local surfing competition near Leti Island, a part of the Maluku Islands in central Indonesia...

To continue to accurately account for casualties in the Global War On Terrorism (GWOT) the Pentagon has added six new categories to war zone reports. The following is a the list of the GWOT causes...

California Edith Delgado, a fan of the Fast and the Furious movies about teenage street car racers, is crying in prison (not furious) after killing the Tongan Prince Tu'ipelehake, 55, and his wife, Princess Kaimana...

Washington,DC (APE) - Close on the heels of the arrest of ex soldier Stephen D. Green last week in North Carolina, the Pentagon braced itself for...