Straight New Yorkers mocked the dismay with which New York gays and lesbians reacted to the New York Supreme Court’s decision that there was no right in New York to marriage between members of the same sex...
Little Rock, Ark - Arkansas resident Peter Thomas has found that beating his wife is much more efficient if Eastern Europeans do it for him. Mr. Thomas approached the U.S. government to inquire if he...
Juan Roberto clutched Clarencio Tomaso and Antonio Scalia as "The Three Amigos" appeared in a Mexico City federal building today to be sworn in as the new Courto Supremo to decide the too-close-to-call presidential election...
Boston, MA (Rotters) - Vice President Dick Cheney today visited the site of the "Big Dig" where a motorist was tragically killed yesterday. Speaking with reporters afterwards, he took the...
When all the absentee ballots were in and counted in last week’s Mexican Presidential elections, neither Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, professed lefty and former mayor of Mexico City, nor ruling party candidate Felipe “El Raton” Calderon could claim victory...
An investigative journalist tells a major news website that the Bush Family has stolen another election, this time in Mexico. The National Acton Party, a right-wing group that enjoys close ties with the Bush Family...