Stories Archive by Month - July

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Straights Mock Gays' Distress At New York Court Decision On Gay Marriage

Straights Mock Gays' Distress At New York Court Decision On Gay Marriage

Straight New Yorkers mocked the dismay with which New York gays and lesbians reacted to the New York Supreme Court’s decision that there was no right in New York to marriage between members of the same sex...

 Bongo News
Added: 13 July 2006
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Wife Beater Takes Advantage of U.S. Policy of Rendition; Gets European Torture On 12 Dollars A Day

Little Rock, Ark - Arkansas resident Peter Thomas has found that beating his wife is much more efficient if Eastern Europeans do it for him. Mr. Thomas approached the U.S. government to inquire if he...

 Broken Newz
Added: 13 July 2006
Justices Roberts, Scalia And Thomas Will Decide The Mexican Election

Justices Roberts, Scalia And Thomas Will Decide The Mexican Election

Juan Roberto clutched Clarencio Tomaso and Antonio Scalia as "The Three Amigos" appeared in a Mexico City federal building today to be sworn in as the new Courto Supremo to decide the too-close-to-call presidential election...

 Bongo News
Added: 13 July 2006
Cheney Responds To Putin Retort

Cheney Responds To Putin Retort

Boston, MA (Rotters) - Vice President Dick Cheney today visited the site of the "Big Dig" where a motorist was tragically killed yesterday. Speaking with reporters afterwards, he took the...

Geek Thoughts By Coco Tandy

Geek Thoughts By Coco Tandy

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 BBSpot
Added: 13 July 2006
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New York Times Now Writing Terror-Sponsoring Reports In Arabic And Chinese

Bush Administration officials were recently caught scrambling to decipher the latest New York Times terror-sponsoring investigative report...

 Bongo News
Added: 13 July 2006
Bush Elected President of Mexico

Bush Elected President of Mexico

When all the absentee ballots were in and counted in last week’s Mexican Presidential elections, neither Andres Manuel Lopez Obrador, professed lefty and former mayor of Mexico City, nor ruling party candidate Felipe “El Raton” Calderon could claim victory...

Bush Steals Mexican Election, French Fries

Bush Steals Mexican Election, French Fries

An investigative journalist tells a major news website that the Bush Family has stolen another election, this time in Mexico. The National Acton Party, a right-wing group that enjoys close ties with the Bush Family...



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