Stories Archive by Month - July
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How They Put Together The President's Cheering Section
"I've assembled you here today as a specially-chosen group who will sit behind the President during his speech and will be visible to the TV audience..."
Another Air Disaster
Yesterday, a Boeing 727 carrying 128 passengers, 8 crew and over 30 tonnes of chocolate, crashed killing all on board. Initial reports suggest the plane, took off just After Eight from Belgium's D. La Rue...
Enron Body Count Grows As Another Banker Tops Himself
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): Police are investigating the sudden and mysterious death of ENRON fiasco investment banker Neil Coulbeck whose body was found in woodland 'by the bushes' shortly after being questioned by the FBI...
NY Times Leaks Superman's Identity
The White House today accused the New York Times of treason for leaking the identity of a key covert operative in America's war on terror -- Superman...
Tom Cruise In Trouble With Council of Thetans
In a rare move, officials of the Church of Scientology have stripped Tom Cruise of his “under-assistant junior Thetan trainee” status. Tom Cruise is said to have irked Scientology church officials for not selling his...
Hoekstra And Lieberman Announce Discovery of Al-Qaeda Mole In White House
Washington, DC (APE) - Michigan representative Peter Hoekstra and Connecticut Senator Joe Lieberman in a combined press conference yesterday announced the exposure of an Al-Qaeda sympathetic mole somewhere in...
Bird Flu Wipes Out Baytown West Virginia
Most people have never even HEARD of Baytown West Virginia. Well, there you go. Bird Flu .. such an insidiously vapidly '666' disease that it can not only wipe entire cities off the face of...
Things Can Only Get Bitter As Cops Bust Poodle's Bagman
London - (AssoCIAted Mess): The Prime Monster's Middle East envoy, top fun raiser and official bagman Michael Levy is in a North London slammer today after the Serious and Organised Fraud Squad of the Metropolitan...
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