Stories Archive by Month - July

In order to protect the public and themselves from 'sickos' like the doctor who blew himself up in his office on Monday, the New York Fire Department (NYFD) has decided to provide a free gun...

At a press conference for the opening of the newest Pirates of the Caribbean movie, lithe actress, Keira Knightley, vehemently denied that she has an eating disorder. However, she did acknowledge that she was flattered that people noticed her trimmer physique, which she attributed to heavy drug use...

After surprising the world by purchasing and moving the nation of New Zealand, wacko Jacko is back to his old ways by suddenly reversing his decision and demanding a refund...

Brainsnap would like to apologize to New Zealanders who may feel unjustly treated by our recent saturation coverage of their tiny nation...

(Washington, D.C.) It had been a good week for President Bush on the economic front. The deficit is smaller than predicted. But his...

London - (AssoCIAted Mess): 'Yes, we're like brothers', said Tony Blair as he defended Michael Levy - his No 1 WMD fantasist, personal bagman and co-author of the biggest conspiracy to pervert the course of...

Doctors in Kolcata, India, say a large, dead section of the skull of a 25-year-old electrician, Sambhu Roy, fell off after severe burns starved it of blood...

Washington, DC − In a surprise admission of real stupidity Homeland Security Inspector General Dick B. Skinny admitted that the database of national monuments and other places subject to terrorist attack had been hacked by...