Michael Jackson funny stories and jokes - satire links and funny stories

Funny stories collected from around the internet about the King of Pop, Michael Jackson. He\'s the freak everyone likes to talk about.

Michael Jackson's death has affected us all, to varying degrees. Much of the internet community is scourging the web for interesting stories about him but truth is there are always some horrible, awful people who want to make fun of him and are searching for jokes about his lifestyle, his nose, children/kiddie jokes and so on.

It's unfair, yes, but it's the way of things. Michael Jackson funny stories are all over the place because he was an extraordarily funny guy. And we mean that in every sense.

Hope you enjoy some of these stories collected from the internet.
Michael Jackson Statue Spawns New Subbuteo Jackson 5-a-side Squad

Michael Jackson Statue Spawns New Subbuteo Jackson 5-a-side Squad

London: Subbuteo Jackson 5-a-Side squad announced after Michael Jackson 'Lifesize Subbuteo' Statue unveiled at Fulham Football Club. Following last weeks unveiling of the controversial Statue at Craven Cottage, which sparked disbelief amongst supp...

 The Spoof
Added: 12 April 2011
John Terry Unveils New 50m Statue

John Terry Unveils New 50m Statue

Chelsea captain, John Terry, turned up at Stamford Bridge this morning to unveil a specially commissioned 50m bronze statue in memory of "The Unknown Footballer." In contrast to the recent purchase of a Michael Jackson statue

 The Spoof
Added: 08 April 2011
Obama Claims He Has Vertiligo, Will Be "Whiter Than Michael Jackson In Time For 2012 Election!"

Obama Claims He Has Vertiligo, Will Be "Whiter Than Michael Jackson In Time For 2012 Election!"

He was Ludicrous over Libya, Helpless over Health Care, Gaseous over Global Warming, Numb after the Nobel Prize, Arrogant about Arizona, a Bully over BP, Euphoric over Egypt, Mum over Mexico, and now

 The Spoof
Added: 07 April 2011
Burger King Mascot Fails In Libya

Burger King Mascot Fails In Libya

This story has no summary. Click the title to read the full story.

 Daily Discord
Added: 07 April 2011
Michael Jackson Stuffed And Mounted Outside An English Football Ground

Michael Jackson Stuffed And Mounted Outside An English Football Ground

Pop legend Michael Jackson has made an unexpected appearance in London, England almost 2 years after his untimely death. The singer who had hits such as Thriller and Ebony and Ivory featuring Sir Paul McCartney, was

 The Spoof
Added: 05 April 2011
Larry King Remembers Elizabeth Taylor, Not Much Else

Larry King Remembers Elizabeth Taylor, Not Much Else

Former talk-show host Larry King joined Elizabeth Hasselback and her other yenta-y co-conspirators on The View to remember his very, very dear friend, Elizabeth Taylor. "Even in her later years, Liz was remarkably beautiful,"

 The Spoof
Added: 02 April 2011
Michael Sheen Fearful of Being Typecast As Actor Who Can Play Absolutely Anyone

Michael Sheen Fearful of Being Typecast As Actor Who Can Play Absolutely Anyone

Welsh actor Michael Sheen has spoken of his concern at being typecast as 'that actor who can convincing play absolutely anyone whatsoever'.

 NewsThump
Added: 28 March 2011
Elizabeth Taylor To Be Buried At Glendale 'Next To Michael Jackson And Jane Fonda'

Elizabeth Taylor To Be Buried At Glendale 'Next To Michael Jackson And Jane Fonda'

Los Angeles - In a plot reserved many years ago Oscar winning diva Ms Taylor will be sandwiched at Glendale Cemetery in between Jackson and the 'because I'm worth it' face cream promoting Ms Fonda. Taylor

 The Spoof
Added: 24 March 2011

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