Satire story: John Terry Unveils New 50m Statue

Chelsea captain, John Terry, turned up at Stamford Bridge this morning to unveil a specially commissioned 50m bronze statue in memory of "The Unknown Footballer." In contrast to the recent purchase of a Michael Jackson statue John Terry Unveils New 50m StatueSatire about

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