Stories Archive by Month - July

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Hugo Ballz: Three Legs

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 Bongo News
Added: 16 July 2006
Ball-flattening Tales: Scarlett Johansson

Ball-flattening Tales: Scarlett Johansson

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 Bongo News
Added: 16 July 2006
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St. Louis Blues Recruit Zidane For NHL

Zinedine Zidane, captain of the French World Cup team which lost a tense final round game to Italy, has been offered a spot on the roster of the American hockey team St. Louis Blues...

 The Spoof
Added: 15 July 2006
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Help Us Celebrate Arab American Heritage Month

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 Bongo News
Added: 15 July 2006
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Ask Dr. Sawtooth: What's The Difference Between The Vietnam And Iraq Wars?

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 Bongo News
Added: 15 July 2006
Walmart Attack Doberman Rips The Larynx Out of Cynthia Goldstein

Walmart Attack Doberman Rips The Larynx Out of Cynthia Goldstein

Walmart, in it's quest to roll back not only prices but pure basic common sense as well hired 870 dozen full blooded Doberman Pinschers to guard their exit portals .. the only problem being, one...

 The Spoof
Added: 15 July 2006
President Proposes A New Anti-flag Burning Bill

President Proposes A New Anti-flag Burning Bill

President Bush has submitted a new, anti-flag-burning bill to Congress. The new bill strictly prohibits the burning or desecrating of the U.S., Afghani and Iraqi flags and provides strong penalties for their destruction. The amendment encourages the burning of the flags of North Korea, Syria and Iran...

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Paper, Rock, Scissors Decides Australian Prime Minister

After a week of speculation in Australia over who would lead the nation as Prime Minister, the decision has at last been finalized. The incumbent PM, John Howard, will retain his position after defeating Treasurer...

 Brainsnap
Added: 15 July 2006


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The colour blue will give you cause for resentment today. Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person......

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