Stories Archive by Month - August
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Fit Schoolgirl Melts Butter In Justin Bieber's Mouth
Pretty little 15 year old Tracy Dawkins isn't as stupid as she looks. Yesterday Tracy was cycling past her local bookmaker when she saw an advert in his window. "We offer 10-1
California Voters Happy They've Been Disenfranchised
California residents and voters are happy that they have been disenfranchised. They say that their government, who they have elected, must obviously know more about what they want and need than they do.
A few
Secretive Asian Man Mistaken For Mi6 Operative
This morning a fairly secretive Asian man was mistaken for an MI6 operative.
The man was was attacked and had his Aston Martin vandalized after locals in the Wackbury area of London mistook him for a
Prepare Your Kids: Someday, Someone May Offer Them... Fantasia Barrino's Sex Tape
All parents know that they must talk to their children about alcohol, tobacco, and illegal drugs. It is an important step in keeping them safe and healthy.
But that isn't enough; someday, someone is going to
Spontaneous Pot Combustion In Church Rectory Causes High Mass
Police and fire crews were called to Our Lady of Perpetual Forgiveness in Worcester, Massachusetts last Saturday evening when a church secretary called to report a strange smell emanating throughout the chapel where mass was
American Government Quits
Today, in an unprecedented move, the entire United States Government, walked off the job. The Executive, Senate, Congress and Supreme Court branches all, threw their arms up in disgust, and left their posts.
Local Man Re-mortgages House
Local Man, Seaton Carew, today visited his bank in an attempt to re-mortgage his house.
Carew, 41, was in the market town of Doncaster and had just enjoyed a walk around the fish market, which is
Chelsea Clinton Already Pregnant By Levi Johnston
Hold onto your hats! Why Levi Johnston was invited to Chelsea Clinton's wedding has now been announced by a Canadian tabloid, "Mounting News".
Apparently Levi Johnston has stated that he may have gotten Chelcea 'in
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