Stories Archive by Month - August

Motoring organisations were up in arms today as a series of 40 foot billboards, featuring busty model Kelly Brook, naked save for a pair of trainers, sprang up around the country. The billboards, depicting a naked

Cuban revolutionary, President, lover of communism, socialism, cocoa coloured, long-legged Cuban "babes" and a "muy grande" shot of Cuba Libra, Fidel Castro, is back and mother fucking imperialist Yanks, beware, Russian ships are on their

AUSTIN - Sandra Bullock was sitting on the backyard deck of her Austin, Texas mansion when she was asked if she had kissed any women lately. Bullock blushed and said that she had not but that

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Lindsay Lohan, the former convict (#362436), said that her ex-boyfriend Samantha "Boy-Boy" Ronson is throwing her a big "I'm Outta Jail Party." Ronson has booked L.A.'s Staples Center, home of the Los Angeles

HOLLYWOOD - From the producers of American Idol, America's Got Talent, and Dancing With The Adulterous Cheaters comes a new physically challenging reality show Battle of The Big Ass Butts. America's Got Talent Producer Wyatt McViolin

A Glasgow takeaway which found itself at the centre of national controversy when it was revealed to have been inadvertently selling meat from cloned cattle has made a public announcement expressing its shock, horror, and anger about

Minnesota resident Sally Smith, has recently declared her irritation with her boyfriend's unwavering quest for the perfect home-based business opportunity. Smith, a gainfully employed Paralegal, has reached her patience limit with boyfriend Tom Jone...

Producers for Eminem and Rihanna's new music video for "Love the Way You Lie", which premiered online Thursday, found the secret for making superidiot Megan Fox as dramatically impactful as she is visually stunning. Keep her