Stories Archive by Month - August
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Fiend With The Tabloid Brain!
Public Outrage as Newspaper Proprietor Reveals Secret Experiments to Rip Headlines Directly From Readers' Minds! Brains of Comatose Subjects Stimulated With Electrodes to Produce More Relevant Content!
Women Who Miscarry Should Get Back In The Sack The Next Day
A population based study has shown that women who miscarry stand a better chance of having a baby if they have sex the next day.
Miscarriage can be a traumatic time for many women, who feel
Jenna Bush Seen With Tiger Woods
Reports in the tabloids this morning show a series of photos of former President George Bush's married daughter, Jenna, talking with golfer Tiger Woods last night and entering the Dallas Night Club, "Cowboy Bills".
So exactly
Colonial Tourist Claims Title of "Man With World's Largest Penis" After Airport Scan At Jfk !
Due to unintended consequences, a normal man, quite ordinary in fact according to neighbors, was recently found to be "The Man With The World's Largest Penis' after a full body scan as he passed through
Justin Bieber To Record Album With Beegees
After announcing a new tour, the two Brothers Gibb, Robin and Barry have stated to an inside source that teenage singer, Justin Bieber may join them any day now to record a new studio album.
"This
Sharron Angle: The Biblical Case Against Women Serving In The U.S. Senate
LAS VEGAS - NV GOP senatorial candidate Sharron Angle has unveiled a new book in a futile effort to raise campaign funds. Anybody who donates at least $100 to her senatorial campaign will receive
The Real Reason Entertainment Tonight Fired Mary Hart
HOLLYWOOD - A executive working on Entertainment Tonight explained the real reason that host Mary Hart was fired.
There has been widespread speculation that the 55-year-old Hart had gotten into an argument with one of the
Sarah Palin And Kathy Griffin Duke It Out In Wasilla Wal-mart Parking Lot
Wasilly, AK - The fur was flying Saturday as Kathy Griffin confronted Sarah Palin as she was leaving the local Wal-Mart with the week's groceries for the family. Eye witnesses claim that Kathy was clearly
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