Fidel Castro unwell/sick/dying - satire links and funny stories

Fidel Castro, President of America's ire, Cuba, has started what looks to be a descent into his final days. Currently he is unwell, seriously sick according to some reports. Some reports even say that he is dying. Satirists and spoof news artists have already gone to town with Castro as their tour-guide - creating the following jokes and stories. We all know that poking fun at the dead and dying isn't funny and isn't clever, but these satirists won't be told. Anyway, enjoy Castro's downfall!
Ines Sainz Fidel Castro Congratulate Chapman On Fastest Pitch Ever

Ines Sainz Fidel Castro Congratulate Chapman On Fastest Pitch Ever

Praise poured in from across the globe today for 22 year old Cincinatti Reds pitcher Aroldis Chapman for throwing the fastest pitch ever, a 105 mph slider. Ines Sainz interviewed Aroldis Chapman after the game

 The Spoof
Added: 27 September 2010
Head of Castro Castro Prison Seen Driving New Honda Accord

Head of Castro Castro Prison Seen Driving New Honda Accord

LIMA, Peru - Eduardo Conquista, the head of Castro Castro Prison in Lima, Peru, was spotted today driving to work in a brand new Honda Accord just hours after reports that Natalee Holoway's mother, Beth

 The Spoof
Added: 19 September 2010
Castro Returns From The Dead And Downs A Quick Shot of "Cuba Libra"!

Castro Returns From The Dead And Downs A Quick Shot of "Cuba Libra"!

Cuban revolutionary, President, lover of communism, socialism, cocoa coloured, long-legged Cuban "babes" and a "muy grande" shot of Cuba Libra, Fidel Castro, is back and mother fucking imperialist Yanks, beware, Russian ships are on their

 The Spoof
Added: 08 August 2010
Fidel Castro, Brother of The Cuban President, Says Cuba Will Exchange Lindsay Lohan For 173 Cuban Held U.S. Prisoners

Fidel Castro, Brother of The Cuban President, Says Cuba Will Exchange Lindsay Lohan For 173 Cuban Held U.S. Prisoners

HAVANA - The ex-president of Cuba, Fidel Castro, has stated that his brother, Raul, the new president of Cuba, has authorized him to negotiate for the exchange of prisoners between the United States and Cuba. Fidel

 The Spoof
Added: 25 July 2010
Castro Impersonator Makes Rare Public Appearance, Masses Reassured; Disney Denies Animatron Rumours

Castro Impersonator Makes Rare Public Appearance, Masses Reassured; Disney Denies Animatron Rumours

New photographs have emerged showing a remarkably realistic Fidel Castro impersonator greeting workers in a rare 'public' appearance. The images of a grey-bearded "Castro", 83 and/or dead, smiling and wearing a white tracksuit with a Disney

 The Spoof
Added: 12 July 2010
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Cuba Earthquake/tsunami Fears Up The Ante In Bp Oil Spill

Gulf of Mexico - (Apocalyptic Mess): The US Geological Survey has issued a tsunami warning ahead of a widely anticipated Havana earthquake on Fidel Castro's 13 August birthday. The tremor monitoring agency says such a quake

 The Spoof
Added: 20 June 2010
Fidel Castro Has Died

Fidel Castro Has Died

Unconfirmed sources report that Cuban strongman Fidel Castro has died. Castro who has been under going treatment for a severe illness apparently passed away last night at private hospital just outside...

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 25 August 2006
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Castro's Colon Causes Havoc In Havana, Mayhem In Miami

The mere suggestion that Castro’s colon might finally put an end to his long regime sent thousands of celebrants running into the streets of Havana and tens of thousands into the streets of Little Havana in Miami, Florida...

 Bongo News
Added: 07 August 2006

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