Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Miley Cyrus To Surpass Selena Gomez
Miley Cyrus is predicted to surpass Selena Gomez in her singing careers as Gomez becomes older and more wrinkled. Gomez still young and without any help from the greedy music industry will most likely not
H&r Block Digs $1/2 Mil. Out of Sofa Cushions, Spends It On Politicians
H&R Block Inc., the tax preparation company that has frozen DM raises for two years in a row because of "tough financial times", spent $500,000 in the 2Q of 2010 to lobby the US government
Celebrities Flood To Help Pakistan
Celebrities are lending their talents to help flood ravaged victims in Pakistan in the wake of the terrible rains recently.
Katie Price was launched late last week, and it is hoped she will reach Pakistan sometime
Justin Bieber Sports First Public Erection, Before, During And After Kim Kardashian Photo Shoot
Dateline HollyWOOD - Jump back Mrs. Robinson, Kim Kardashian is in town. Apparently Justin Beiber was doing a very adult type photo shoot for Elle magazine. Kim Kardashian posed in lingerie with Justin. Justin, being
NASA Announces Discovery of Aliens
Houston, TX-- NASA head honcho, Dr. Karl Saygun, held a press conference this afternoon to announce an amazing discovery. The space agency was about to reveal the most astonishing find in human historythe discovery
John Travolta Only Real Star On Dancing With The Stars This Season
After all the drama caused by Kate Gosselin on Season 10 of Dancing with the Stars, the show's producers are looking for more of the same. Forget talent, forget fox trots done with finesse, the
Cat Woman Mary Bale Inundated With Job Offers
Mary Bale, the woman who dumped a cat in a wheelie bin near her home in Coventry earlier this week, claims she has been inundated with job offers from people who feel they can no
Rod Blagojevich To Auction Hair On Ebay
CHICAGO, IL - Rod Blagojevich announced today that he was auctioning his hair on Ebay to help pay for his next trial.
When one reporter asked the ex-governor of Illinois why he wouldn't donate his hair
Taurus horoscope
Spank yourself silly today because you're been VERY VERY bad. Your irrelevance becomes clear today and you will feel......
Full horoscopeMore from Laughsend
Copyright © 2025 Laughsend.
All the funny news items on this website are fictitious. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof.