Stories Archive by Month - August
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Hooters Girls Get Sack Because They're Too "Top Heavy"!
Hooters, the restaurant chain always "busting" at the seams with male punters attempting to have their food served from the opposite side of the table have decided to sack two of their waitresses for being
Cat In A Wheelie Bin? ...what A Fuss!
Mary Beale, the bank worker captured on CCTV depositing a cat in a wheelie bin, defended her actions today by insisting that it was simply a prank. 'It was meant to be a laugh', she
Her Name Was Lola!
Scenes resembling those of an angry mob storming the Castle Dracula have broken out in a normally quiet cul de sac in Coventry after spinster,Mary Bale,59 was identified on CCTV dumping a cat named Lola
Hilary Duff Ruins Knees, Husband's Career By Yaffling His Yogurt Cannon.
Have a nice week, Hilary? - Everyone knew that pop star embarrassment Hilary Duff ruined the career of Edmonton Oilers Center Mike Comrie after accepting a million-dollar engagement ring from him; until this weekend, however,
Catwoman To Deal With Cat Woman
Catwoman, the fictional character associated with DC Comics' Batman franchise, has said she is "appalled" by the behaviour of the woman who dumped a cat in a wheelie bin, and intends to "deal with her
Elin Nordegren Blames Harry Potter For Tiger Woods Divorce
Speaking exclusively to Hollywood Masters magazine, Elin Nordegren today denied that she was ever aware of her husband's indiscretions during their time together, but blamed the golf star's indiscretions on his Magic Wand.
A source told
America's Got Talent: Prince Poppycock Performs Dressed As A Sailor, And Little Anna And Patryk Burn Up The Dance Floor
HOLLYWOOD - America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Yardstick" Cannon said that the competition is really heating up.
The lucky man who is married to the extremely talented and sexy Mariah Carey said that two of
Pet Fashion Week In Nyc Turns Chaotic, Dogs Protest
The Metropolitan Pavilion in Manhattan was the scene of a protest yesterday as a group of dogs barked, ran around, and refused to continue to participate in the various activities of Pet Fashion Week. Disgusted
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