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Britain's Got Talent is always a rewarding programme to watch, making incredible headlines that are funny, amusing, and laugh out loud jokes.

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Britain Denies Home Advantage As Bottling It Becomes Olympic Sport

Britain Denies Home Advantage As Bottling It Becomes Olympic Sport

Lord Sebastian Coe has today denied that the creation of the new Olympic discipline of bottling it was done so with the express purpose of giving the host nation a medal chance.

 News Biscuit
Added: 13 April 2011
Great Britain Pulls Out of Olympics!

Great Britain Pulls Out of Olympics!

The sporting world was in a state of bemused shock last night after the shock announcement that Great Britain are refusing to participate in the 2012 London Olympics. Speaking for the team, a spokesperson said,

 The Spoof
Added: 11 April 2011
Britain Menaced By Radioactive Penis

Britain Menaced By Radioactive Penis

Britain Menaced by Radioactive Penis After Nuclear Worker Irradiates Genitals With Atomic Waste! Scientists Warn of Threat Posed By Mutant Monster's Mushroom Cloud Ejaculations as Series of Earth Tremors Blamed on Doomsday Cock!

 The Sleaze
Added: 05 April 2011
England Play The "Sheep Shagging" Welsh In Battle of Britain!

England Play The "Sheep Shagging" Welsh In Battle of Britain!

England's game with the so-called "Sheep-Shaggers" the Welsh is certainly going to be a majestic "Battle of Britain" on Saturday. St.David against Goliath or the Welsh fire breathing dragons against the "hot and cold blowing primadonnas"

 The Spoof
Added: 25 March 2011
Britain To Achieve Skunk Self-sufficiency By 2010

Britain To Achieve Skunk Self-sufficiency By 2010

Great news for British spliff farmers, and proves we can compete with Lebanon and

 News Biscuit
Added: 19 March 2011
Britain To Take Japanese Volcano

Britain To Take Japanese Volcano

Following the dramatic recent events in Japan that have resulted in thousands of people being killed or made homeless, Britain's foreign secretary William Hague announced in the Commons today that the UK would be leading

 The Spoof
Added: 17 March 2011
Football World Shocked By Carrick News

Football World Shocked By Carrick News

The football world was shocked and saddened by the news that Man United midfielder Michael Carrick had signed a new 3 year deal with the club. The new deal sees the former West Ham and Tottenham

 The Spoof
Added: 06 March 2011
The Monkees To Tour Britain For First Time In 12 Years

The Monkees To Tour Britain For First Time In 12 Years

The Monkees will soon be back in Britain, reuniting for a tour to celebrate their 45th anniversary. The fact that Justin Beiber will be 'opening' for them is a cleverly thought out ploy by their publicist

 The Spoof
Added: 22 February 2011

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