Stories Archive by Month - September

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Seven Hot Jobs For '07

The job market is constantly evolving in response to globalization, offshoring, and outsourcing. Here are some occupations that economists predict will experience high wage levels and robust growth in the coming years...

 The Spoof
Added: 29 September 2006
Scientists Say Sex In Space Won't Be Easy

Scientists Say Sex In Space Won't Be Easy

LAS VEGAS, Nev. This year's Space Frontier Foundation's NewSpace 2006 Conference tackled a topic that left speakers at break-out sessions on topics like rocket payload and Tang recipes faced with empty seminar rooms. The hot...

 The Spoof
Added: 29 September 2006
President Clinton Jails 938,000 Illegal Enemy Combatants

President Clinton Jails 938,000 Illegal Enemy Combatants

A mere two weeks into her tenure, President Hillary Rodham Clinton has announced a sweeping roundup of illegal enemy combatants, the first step...

 Avantnews
Added: 29 September 2006
Donald Rumsfeld Resigns; Questions Linger

Donald Rumsfeld Resigns; Questions Linger

By Raoul Thibodeaux, Avant News Staff WriterWashington October 30, 2006Donald Rumsfeld announced today that he would be stepping down as Secretary of Defense effective immediately. While his departure has been expected for...

 Avantnews
Added: 28 September 2006
Cheney Wrests Control From Bush In Bloodless Coup Over Concerns of Rampant Defeatism

Cheney Wrests Control From Bush In Bloodless Coup Over Concerns of Rampant Defeatism

Washington, DC (APE) - The United States of America early this morning, became the second democracy to fall victim to a bloodless coup in the past month, following closely...

How Do You Know When Paris Hilton Is Drunk?

How Do You Know When Paris Hilton Is Drunk?

We might on occasion condone drinking. Only our own drinking, that is. But we would never, ever condone drinking and driving - something Paris Hilton's publicists must have thought was a good idea when she went DUI on a quest for In-N-Out Burger two weeks ago...

 The Chortler
Added: 28 September 2006
‘Croc Hunter' Steve Irwin Resurrected After Wrestling God; Puts God On Display At Australia Zoo

‘Croc Hunter' Steve Irwin Resurrected After Wrestling God; Puts God On Display At Australia Zoo

Queensland , Australia. An excited and giddy Steve ‘Croc Hunter' Irwin returned to life Saturday after being dead since September 4th, 2006. Irwin, who passed away due to a freak accident while filming a segment...

 The Spoof
Added: 28 September 2006
Federal Minimum Wage Rate Reduced To Button

Federal Minimum Wage Rate Reduced To Button

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., March 22, 2015Despite stiff opposition from Democrats, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives today approved a measure officially reducing the federal minimum wage rate from...

 Avantnews
Added: 28 September 2006


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