Stories Archive by Month - September
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
President Bush Cancels November Election
Assured he would definitely lose his Republican majority in both the House and the Senate with the upcoming November election, President Bush canceled the election. Sighting that we're at war and the enemy wants to...
Cubs Manager: White People Smell Like Wet Dogs
CHICAGO. In 2003, Cubs' manager Dusty Baker caused an uproar by saying that black and Hispanic players were better suited to play in the sun and heat than whites. As the 2006 season winds down...
Fourth Bee Gee Makes Triumphant Return From The Middle East
Disco fans the world over have reacted with both caution and delight to a man claiming to be the legendary fourth Bee Gee. Earlier today the man, who goes by the name Mahmoud Gibb, called...
Teen Secretly Disappointed Not To Be Chosen By School Rapist/Murderer
Creighton, 16, says was silently disappointed to have not been one of the six girls chosen by the gunman who stormed into her Colorado high school, who eventually sexually assaulted all six and killed one...
News In Sexy Brief: September 28, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah.
Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
The Enduring Vision
Andy Gray and Richard Keys - Sky Sports News Sexism row
The Enduring Vision
Added: 29 September 2006
Opus Dei Campaign Pledges To Stamp Out Satire
New York, New York - (Associated Mess): A new campaign to raise hundreds of millions of dollars has been launched by TheoCon self-mortification enthusiasts of the Opus Dei Foundation in a concerted effort to combat...
Pelosi Slams Clinton Failure To Protect Detainees
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, today criticized former President Bill Clinton for what she called "his failure to connect the dots and do more to protect terrorist detainee rights before 9/11..."
Bob Logger's Blogging Blog
By Raoul Thibodeaux, Avant News Staff WriterPleasant Hills, CA June 23, 2008Bob Logger is a blogger, but not your typical blogger. Bob blogs on his blog about blogs and better blogging...
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