Stories Archive by Month - September
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Bush: "I Ain't Done With Harming The United States"
Washington DC - (Associated Mess): In a keynote address to the Senate yesterday, the head of the global organised crime cartel a.k.a. President George Bush Junior warned that he and the Bush Administration at Number...
Ed-e-torial #5: George Bush And Homey Vladimir Putin, A Hunting Cheney Goes And Vioxx Still Kills!
(New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's Ed-E-torial #5. Or as we like to call it: "The one where Ed admits his dark secret..."
Gingrich To Bring Beach Volleyball To Iraq
WASHINGTON, D.C. Combining two of his passions--beach volleyball and politics--former U.S. Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich today announced that he will launch a professional league for the fast-growing sport in Iraq following the advent...
Biggest Loser To Expand From Body To Mind Next Season
NEW YORK. The success of NBC's smash-hit weight-loss series “Biggest Loser” has persuaded network executives to create a spin-off that will focus on loss of I.Q. points rather than calories...
President Clinton Gets Ticked Off Again, Trashes Starbucks
(LITTLE ROCK) - Little Rock police say that former President Clinton was arrested yesterday NOT because he single-handedly destroyed a Starbucks but because 'after' trashing the place Clinton knowingly and willingly, still ticked the heck...
White House Pronounces Musharraf, Karzai, Bush Dinner Meeting A Success
Washington, DC (APE) - Billed as an event that might have descended into international slapstick, the White House today announced that President Bush's dinner meeting...
Starbucks To Join UN As Security Council Member
NEW YORK CITY. United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan today announced that Starbucks, the high-end coffee retailer, has been invited to join the international body and become a non-permanent member of its Security Council...
An Excerpt From The Republican Playbook By Andy Borowitz
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