Stories Archive by Month - September

The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Introducing Operation Big Brother

Introducing Operation Big Brother

You know, I'm getting tired of hearing how the Democraps might retake Congress this year. Let 'em. People say...

 George Bush Is My Friend
Added: 30 September 2006
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Supercomputer To Help Stars With Weird Kid Names

PASADENA, California. Amid growing concern that the world's store of words has nearly been depleted by entertainment industry parents, the California Institute of Technology today announced the development of a supercomputer that will assist Hol...

 The Spoof
Added: 30 September 2006
Las Vegas Surgeons Perform First Zero-Gravity Breast Augmentation

Las Vegas Surgeons Perform First Zero-Gravity Breast Augmentation

LAS VEGAS, NV - Just days after French surgeons stole headlines by performing the world's first zero-gravity operation, a Las Vegas surgeon has performed the first breast augmentation in low orbit...

 Brainsnap
Added: 29 September 2006
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Mp3 Player Showdown: Ipod Vs. Zune

Other tech sites will bore you with in-depth "technical details" and performance specs in their product analysis. At BBspot we pull back from the boring benchmarks to compare the superficialities, and we do it all on a single page...

 BBSpot
Added: 29 September 2006
Islamic Rage Boy Infiltrates White House Dinner And Beheads Afghani President

Islamic Rage Boy Infiltrates White House Dinner And Beheads Afghani President

This week's dinner at the White House had an awkward moment when Islamic Rage Boy, disguised as Grammy-award winning performer Usher, broke into the dining room and cleaved off the head Afghan President Hamid Karzai...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 29 September 2006
Afghanistan Declares War On Iraq: George W. Bush Orders United States To Fight Itself.

Afghanistan Declares War On Iraq: George W. Bush Orders United States To Fight Itself.

The War on Terror suffered another blow yesterday...several blows in fact. United States President George W. Bush had invited Afghani President Hamid Karzai and Pakistani President Gen. Pervez Musharraf...

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Former Detainee Details American Torture Techniques

Former Abu Ghraib detainee Mouayad Yasin Hassan has come forward recently to talk about his time in that controversial prison. Hassan was captured in Baghdad in 2004 and declared an enemy combatant by U.S. forces...

 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 29 September 2006
Irwin Dies; Osama And Saddam Go On

Irwin Dies; Osama And Saddam Go On

Have you wondered, in the office daydreams which break the interminable monotony of your 9-5 Monday to Friday life, why do the good die young? And why does everyone else live on? read...

 Brainsnap
Added: 29 September 2006


Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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