Stories Archive by Month - September

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Highbrow Culture Club Inducts First Rock Musician

Highbrow Culture Club Inducts First Rock Musician

CAMBRIDGE, Massachusetts. The American Academy of Arts and Sciences, the high-toned organization of scholars, artists, politicians and business leaders, broke with convention today as it nominated Steve Miller, a rock musician credited with the crea...

 The Spoof
Added: 30 September 2006
Pundits' Relief At Blair Cliché Overload

Pundits' Relief At Blair Cliché Overload

Pundits at the Labour party conference expressed relief today that no cliché was left unsaid, trite expression overworked or predictable gaffe untested as Tony Blair faced down loyal back-stabbing...

 DeadBrain
Added: 30 September 2006
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Treasure Hunters Try To Bring Shiites, Sunnis Together

BAGHDAD, Iraq. Warring Muslim factions here are getting a helping hand in their effort to bridge the gap that has divided Shiites from Sunnis since Mohammed died in the seventh century; a new version of...

 The Spoof
Added: 30 September 2006
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"Stump The Nuns" A Hit For Religious TV Network

IRONDALE, Alabama. The new television season has barely begun and already an edgy, innovative game show—'Stump the Nuns!'—has turned into a runaway sensation for the Eternal Word Television Network, the nation's leading provider of te...

 The Spoof
Added: 30 September 2006
Brown To Name His First War As PM After Blair

Brown To Name His First War As PM After Blair

In an effort to heal the wounds of the last few weeks, Gordon Brown will use the Labour conference to try to reconcile with the Blair camp. Insiders to the Brown camp say the Chancellor will discuss a package of items with the Prime Minister which will guarantee...

 DeadBrain
Added: 30 September 2006
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Poll: Dems Fear Torture, Wiretaps More Than Terrorists

According to the latest New York Times/CBS News poll, 89 percent of Democrats believe it's more likely that they will personally be subjected to NSA wiretaps and CIA waterboarding, than it is that...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 30 September 2006
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Doherty Set To Join Local Politics

PETE Doherty has outlined his latest plan to prove to the world once and for all that his hell-raising ways are behind him − by applying to join Tetbury Upton Parish Council...

 The Spoof
Added: 30 September 2006
Two KC Royals To Undergo Rare Jumble Surgery

Two KC Royals To Undergo Rare "Jumble" Surgery

KANSAS CITY, Mo. With first baseman Doug Mientkiewicz on the 15-day disabled list and the Kansas City Royals thirty-six games out of first place with just three games to go, team officials have decided to...

 The Spoof
Added: 30 September 2006


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The colour blue will give you cause for resentment today. Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person......

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