Stories Archive by Month - October
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Ufo Lands In New York City; Shops
This UFO heads back to its home planet after some shopping and sightseeing.
Thousands of New York City gawkers managed to catch a glimpse of a massive UFO over the skies
Aguilera Seen At Clooney's Lake Como Villa
Having had enough of "immature boys", as Christina was overheard saying on yesterday's first class flight into Milan, Ms. Aguilera has apparently moved on and moved up the maturity scale after being sighted today at
Alex "Euromillions" Reid Dumps Jordan
Alex Reid has sensationally dumped Jordan, real name Katie Price, after he revealed he has won the Euromillions lottery.
Alex Reid issued a statement today thanking his adoring fans for all their support but
Wannabe Famous Katie Waissel & Cher Lloyd Now Wannabe Miners
Police report two desperate X Factor wannabes went AWOL last night and are believed to be heading for the Rhondda Valley.
Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd were last seen on an approach road to the M4
Katie Price V Kerry Katona - Full Ringside Report
Royal Albert Hall: Last night Katona came out of her corner for the first round and immediately planted a haymaker of a right, bang on Price's massive gob. Blood spurted everywhere as
Joran Van Der Sloot Claims He Should Be Rescued Too
Upon getting word while incarnated in a Peruvian prison that one-by-one, the 33 Chilean miners who have been trapped underground since August 5 are now being brought out of the mine, alleged murderer Joran van
Katie Waissel Favourite For Axe-factor
The X-Factor Madonna wannabe, Katie Waissel, looks like the odds on favourite to get the chop with the axe on the show this weekend, according to bookmaker Alfie Shirtlifter.
Alfie has slashed the odds on Katie
Bbc News Punch Up Fall Out - Weatherman Schafernaker Dropped
TV weatherman Tomasz Schafernaker, who was famously caught on camera 'giving the finger' to news reader Simon McCoy in August, has been dropped as an on-screen presenter.
His bosses at Met Office say the move is
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