Stories Archive by Month - October
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Top 9 Other Things George W. Bush Did Not Say During His Interview With George Stephanopolous
President Bush's recent interview with ABC News' George Stephanopolous left some people with the notion that by accepting a comparison to the Tet Offensive in Vietnam, the President was therefore admitting that the United States...
Kim Jong Il Regrets Nuclear Test - Blames Alcoholism
Kim Jong Il waves goodbye to fans as he enters a rehabilitation facility...
Asperger Convention Deteriorates Into Squabbles Over Food, Space, Screen Names
Atlanta -- The first ever Asperger Syndrome Convention began with the same promise as any other convention. There were booths with vendors catering to attendees, a full agenda with plenary sessions and breakouts on various...
Kim Jong-il Sorry For Nuke Test, Molested As Child
North Korean President Kim Jong-Il today reportedly told Chinese diplomats that he regrets his government's recent detonation of a nuclear device, and he revealed that he had been molested as a child...
More Allegations From Heather Mills On Paul McDartney
We have just learned that the shocking allegations made by Heather Mills against Paul McCartney do not end with the former Beatle's violent behavior or his proclivity to use illicit drugs...
George W. Bush Demands: Kim Jong-il And Mark Foley "Shut Up Already!"
(Washington D.C.) Ucs news- George W. Bush took Mark Foley and the Korean leader Kim Jong-il to task today. The President demanded the pair "Stop bombing the news, I'm trying to...
Shades of 1939 As Poles Fire Warning Shots At German Pleasure Boat
Gdansk, Poland - (Associated Messerschmitts): Old war wounds appear to be hard to heal in North Western Poland amid reports that Polish patrol boats have opened fire on a gaily-coloured Westphalian pleasure boat cruising the...
E. Coli Bacteria Found To Be Muslims
SAN JUAN BAUTISTA, California — Muslim bacteria invaded a spinach field last week, turning the vegetables into infested leaves of poisonous gunk. Homeland Security declared an immediate War on E. Coli Muslims...
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