Stories Archive by Month - October

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Yankees Are Sent To Gitmo As Enemy Combatants

NEW YORK — In synch with it’s vow never to be fooled again by ragheads flying planes in Manhattan, the Bush Administration lashed out stridently at the New York Yankees baseball team in the wake of the plane crash that claimed the life of Yankee player...

 Bongo News
Added: 21 October 2006
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Cartoonist Ted Rall Interviews Islamic Rage Boy

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 The Nose On Your Face
Added: 21 October 2006
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Turing Test Proves 2-year-olds Not Human

Boston , MA - Researchers at MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology) have used the Turing Test to determine that most 2-year-old children are not human...

 BBSpot
Added: 21 October 2006
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Bblooper: All In The Family

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 BBSpot
Added: 21 October 2006
Tag Out For Boys At Attleboro School, Sitting To Pee Gets Green Light

"Tag" Out For Boys At Attleboro School, Sitting To Pee Gets Green Light

Willett Elementary principal Gaylene Heppe has recently banned tag and all other unsupervised chasing games out of fear of injury and hurt feelings to her students at the Attleboro, Massachusetts school. To be honest, I...

Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin In Lads' Joke About Hapless Israeli President

Vlad 'The Impaler' Putin In Lads' Joke About Hapless Israeli President

Moscow - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): Russian President Vladimir Putin was reported in laddish mood today as he told the assembled Kremlin press corpse that Israeli President Moshe Katsav was top contender for the 2006...

 The Spoof
Added: 21 October 2006
Bin Laden To Sue Over Republican "Stakes" Terror Ads

Bin Laden To Sue Over Republican "Stakes" Terror Ads

Unconfirmed Sources report al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden and his top lieutenant, Ayman al-Zawahiri, have filed charges against the National Republican party. The suit contends the GOP had not purchased...

Howard Stern Claims Fatherhood of Madonna's Malawi Baby

Howard Stern Claims Fatherhood of Madonna's Malawi Baby

Veteran broadcaster Howard Stern announced today on his radio show "The Howard Stern Show" that he is the real father of the baby boy...

 Avantnews
Added: 20 October 2006


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Your learning may give you cause to grieve today as you are unable to stop local flooding using trigonometry alone....

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