NEW YORK — In synch with it’s vow never to be fooled again by ragheads flying planes in Manhattan, the Bush Administration lashed out stridently at the New York Yankees baseball team in the wake of the plane crash that claimed the life of Yankee player...
Boston , MA - Researchers at MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology) have used the Turing Test to determine that most 2-year-old children are not human...
Willett Elementary principal Gaylene Heppe has recently banned tag and all other unsupervised chasing games out of fear of injury and hurt feelings to her students at the Attleboro, Massachusetts school. To be honest, I...
Moscow - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): Russian President Vladimir Putin was reported in laddish mood today as he told the assembled Kremlin press corpse that Israeli President Moshe Katsav was top contender for the 2006...
Unconfirmed Sources report al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden and his top lieutenant, Ayman al-Zawahiri, have filed charges against the National Republican party. The suit contends the GOP had not purchased...