Stories Archive by Month - October
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Bush Diary - Bumper Stickers Saying "We Gotta Stop This Bush Sh*t" Is Bad
Dear Jernal, This guy had a bumper sticker that sayed, "We Gotta Stop This Bush Sh*t.” and he was fined $100 for it. Now look, ridiculousizing me is not protected under...
Former U.S. Senator John Edwards Victim of Identity Theft
DES MOINES, Iowa -- Detectives with the Iowa Division of Criminal Investigation say that former U.S. senator and vice presidential candidate John Edwards is the victim of identity theft. For years, said DCI Director Stephen...
Recycling Error Puts Pensioner On Death Row
Even Britain's hardest criminals were shocked when details of the callous and cold bloodied crime carried out by a seemingly frail old widow, were released to the press...
McCartney And Mills Reconcile
Paparazzi swarmed around Paul McCartney and Heather Mills as the recently estranged couple announced they would be getting back together. 'We are just so happy now,' proclaimed McCartney as the couple kissed and fondled each...
Bush To Announce Guilty Verdict In Saddam Hussein Trial
Unconfirmed sources report the Bush administration is planning some last minute political theater ahead of the November 7th election. The President has instructed the Iraqi government to announce the guilty verdict
Stripper Badly Burned Following 'Misunderstanding'
Anna Bell, a 40 year-old stripper and mother-of-two, suffered severe burns following a 12-hour shift at Cockburns' Nightclub, London...
Anna Nicole Smith Has DNA Test To See If She Is Her Baby's Real Mom
NASSAU, Bahamas — Amid all the confusion as to who is the real father of Anna Nicole Smith's new baby – a former boyfriend or her lawyer – Anna Nicole is also confused as to the identity...
Pelosi, Murtha Call On Terrorists To Pull Out of Iraq
House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, and Rep. John Murtha, D-PA, today issued a joint statement calling on terrorist groups and armed militias to pull out of Iraq, or at least begin a...
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