Stories Archive by Month - October
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Hippie Catch And Release Program Too Big A Success?
U.S. Conservation Officers have begun rethinking their hippie preservation efforts of late. The program, which was started in the 1970's in response to the disco craze, has been so wildly successful that an entire new
Results of "Congressional Sexual Pleasure" Survey Released
WASHINGTON (AP)--A psychosexual research study by the University of Maryland into sexual pleasure among senior Republican members of Congress and in the White House has found 'a truly amazing degree of sexual activity' among the
Tiger Kenny Rogers Riffs On Music And Gambling
Busch Stadium, St. Louiee Loueye, Mo.---After the World Series is over, Kenny Rogers has promised various and sundry, particularly adoring teenage fans and grizzled old timers who attend games with a banjo on their knee,
News In Sexy Brief: October 26, 2006
Headlines of the day in a short, easily-digestable form guaranteed to give you a brief laugh and a raised eyebrow...among other things. Awwww yeah.
And We?re Not Talking About Flag Burning Why?
From: Prexy43 [Bush]
To: LiberalJerkwad [Tobin]
Subject: worst flamer ever
My dad had this friend who served in World War II and Korea, had his plane shot down, spent a few years as a POW, got a purple
Tom Cruise Announces Merger With Katie Holmes
The Little Wedding Chapel On The Corner, Las Vegas, Nevada and Scientology Headquarters, Scientology, California---Latest reports are that Tom Cruise has proposed a marriage merger with Katie 'The Cutie' Holmes, mother of his latest scienti...
City Bans Trick Or Treating; Creates Online Alternative
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Analysts: Schwarzenegger Driven By His 'Inner Nazi'
Political analysts, studying the meteoric rise of Arnold Schwarzenegger, in politics, have turned their attention to his childhood, and believe it reveals the keys to his character. Arnold's father was a Nazi police officer, who...
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