Stories Archive by Month - October
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Pros Fight Bogus Throwback Gear For Expansion Teams
HOUSTON. Lance Peterson, a licensing consultant to several pro sports leagues, knew at first glance that there was something fishy about the Houston Texans jerseys he saw on the backs of a man and a...
Metalloids Depose Noble Gases In Bloodless Revolution
In a dramatic development that may permanently alter the political landscape of the periodic table, a group of revolutionary metalloids has overthrown the...
North Korea Tests Second Nucular Bomb - Iran Invaded!
Tehran - National Geological Societies in Russia, South Korea and Japan reported an underground nuclear detonation occurred in North Korea at 19.35hrs local time. This is the second blast in 12 days. The second detonation...
Republicans Sweep To Victory : Diebold Announces Midterm Election Results Early
The voting machine giant Diebold has announced the winners of next month's midterm elections. The Republican party has scored a major victory and has actually increased its majorities in both the...
Limbaugh "Just Acting" Instead of Taking Medication, Say Experts
A leading health journal revealed today that popular radio commentator Rush Limbaugh has been "only acting" when it comes to taking his prescribed antipsychotic medication. The New York Journal of Psychotic Disorders also debunked Limbaugh's...
George W. Bush: "I'm Not Satisfied With The Job I've Done." But We Are.
In yet another one of his suddenly endless press conferences, United States President George W. Bush acknowledged that he has done a poor job in dealing with the aftermath..
Tiger Pitcher Rogers Agrees To Full Body Cavity Search Before Game 5 Start
ST. LOUIS, Missouri. Detroit pitcher Kenny Rogers, the oldest starting pitcher to win his first career postseason game but also the most immature, agreed with MLB commissioner Bud Selig to undergo a full body cavity...
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