Stories Archive by Month - November
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Patsy Kensit Has Reportedly Stated That She Would Love To Marry Kylie Minogue
LONDON - Patsy Kensit who starred in Lethal Weapon 2, Blame It On The Bellboy, and Godzilla Vs. Great Britain confided to a reporter for The Manchester Morning Manc that she finds Kylie Minogue to
Post O'donnell's Defeat November 2nd Declared National Masturbation Day
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"X Factor Cheryl Green With Envy Over Cher Lloyd" Says Gay Louis
Gay Louis has come out into the open and admitted what everyone else has known for weeks. Wrinkly Aunt Cheryl Cole, aged 27, is green with envy, rage and jealously of drop-dead pretty 17
Derek Acorah To Appear On X-factor
Simon Cowell has announced that for the final episode of the X-Factor he has managed to secure world famous superstar psychic, Derek Acorah.
"He's going to be performing a medley of his greatest hits," Cowell said.
Death Wish 99?
It would seem quite apparent that ITV have a death wish of the awesome kind. With ratings dropping around them like fainting goats.....and their latest overpriced brainwave 'Daybreak' plunging faster than the Titanic....the numbskulls are
Ricky Martin Snags Starring Role In Upcoming "Shaving Ryan's Privates"
In what is being billed as the first feature-length film focusing on the controversial don't ask, don't tell military policy, "Shaving Ryan's Privates" is due out in spring 2011, and its producers have just announced
Dominican Baseball Cheerleaders Considered Best Innovation In Game Since Creatine
While baseball is considered the United States' "national pastime", one could argue that there are moments during a typical three-hour baseball game that are a little... slow. (Like everything before the pitcher's delivery and after
President Obama Invites Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, And Paris Hilton To The White House
WASHINGTON, D.C. - In a move that many are calling simply a well-timed political move, President Barack Obama has sent out invitations to Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Paris Hilton to attend a good old-fashioned
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