The reason behind the recent bloodshed raging between North and South Korea, has been sensationally revealed by our man in the field Lenny Presbatyn.
Lenny told us by crackly video-phone, this afternoon "I have discovered that
Media mogul and market trader cum kebab and pizza shop entrepreneur, Ali Bullo, today complained that sales of nude celebrity calendar pics and posters are in sharp decline, principally because of overexposure on a satirical
According to the pig community, the answer is a resounding "NO."
Pigs were appalled by the recent statement of Democratic political strategist James Carville: "Most people don't really give a pig's patootie about
Some people could see this one coming as they went to the Justin Bieber concerts, they just didn't think the Jackson family would go for it.
However, Motown Records' Smokey Robinson has apparently talked Joe
In another hare-brained scheme aimed at making the flagship Today programme more soft and cuddly, the BBC has announced the appointment of a series of 'guest presenters'.
Each 'guest presenter' will provide ideas for around half
The TSA's new anti-terrorist screenings now require more invasive hands-on pat-downs. Such extensive physical contact, particularly upon little old ladies, has led to increasing instances of surprise sexual orgasm, especially among nuns. [Satire]
NEW YORK – Not everyone is complaining about the new Transportation Security Administration’s (TSA) new “pat-down” procedures. During a week in which thousands of Americans have shared their dissatisfaction with being groped and prodded, fondled