Bird Flu - satire links and funny stories
A serious subject and yet Bird Flu jokes and stories continue to abound across the internet. However, until the flu mutates I imagine we\'ll be seeing a lot more avian humor over the coming months.
“Woody Woodpecker Is Source of Bird Humour Virus” Claim Denied
Avian humour scientists were claiming last night that recent outbreaks of the deadly avian humour virus could spell the end of comedy throughout Western Europe and the US if not dealt with immediately by the...
Mice Delighted At Bird Flu Vaccine
Mice researchers are said to be delighted that a vaccine has been found for bird flu...
Asian Bird Flu Has Deadly "Gene"
US Researchers have reportedly discovered what makes the Bird Flu influenza virus so deadly -- they have a gene that may make them especially destructive to cells.
Bird Flu Infected Food Tastes Like Beef
The Center for Disease Control (CDC) in Atlanta today issued a list of symptoms for identifying Bird Flu. At the top of the list was the CDC warning that foods infected with Bird Flu will
Bush Links Bird Flu To Al Qaeda
Washington, D.C. -- Outlining a 7.1 billion dollar strategy to combat a pandemic influenza outbreak, President Bush on Tuesday said he had 'persuasive and incontrovertible evidence' that the rapid spread of the disease known as
Thanksgiving Turkey-eating Derailed By Bird Flu Pandemic
Annandale Md -- Scientists at Tyson Foods, Butterball, and the Food and Drug Administration swear the rumor's not true: That one can contract the H5N1 bird flu pandemic from Thanksgiving turkey. Even well cooked, flu
Avian Flu Will Only Affect 'Bird Brained" People - Republicans In Jeopardy
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