Satire story: Thanksgiving Turkey-eating Derailed By Bird Flu Pandemic

Annandale Md -- Scientists at Tyson Foods, Butterball, and the Food and Drug Administration swear the rumor's not true: That one can contract the H5N1 bird flu pandemic from Thanksgiving turkey. Even well cooked, flu Thanksgiving Turkey-eating Derailed By Bird Flu PandemicSatire about

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