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By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorBurbank, CA, July 19, 2008A spokesman for The Walt Disney Company, creator of erratic pop diva Britney Spears, said the company has decided to "cut its losses"

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., February 22, 2008An out-of-control American spy satellite that was due to be shot down this afternoon instead plummeted to earth and directly struck the cave

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorLos Angeles, March 19, 2010Andy Warhol's famous phrase, “In the future, everyone will be fat and slightly stupid,” correctly prognosticated two alarming social trends that have led

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWest Palm Beach, Florida, January 12, 2016Republican candidate for president and former senator John McCain, speaking at a campaign rally at the Heaven's Anteroom assisted living facility

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorNew York, February 16, 2008Jesus of Nazareth, popularly perceived as the Son of God, announced his endorsement of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama yesterday during a rare

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorOmnipresence, February 8, 2008God, ruler of the universe and supreme arbiter of the weather, said today He was "deeply sorry" for the many casualties incurred during His

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorAlexandria, Virginia, February 12, 2008Republican presidential candidate John McCain burned a witch yesterday outside his campaign headquarters in Alexandria, Virginia, in a gesture some political analysts believe

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorSan Francisco, CA, March 22, 2008A new CNN/Zogby/Pollsters Club poll of American political polling habits finds that a majority of Americans admit “they do not always lie”