Satire story: In Lucky Coincidence, Errant Spy Satellite Strikes Osama

By Ion Zwitter, Avant News EditorWashington, D.C., February 22, 2008An out-of-control American spy satellite that was due to be shot down this afternoon instead plummeted to earth and directly struck the cave In Lucky Coincidence, Errant Spy Satellite Strikes OsamaSatire about

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