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Comic: Haywards Fails To Repair Image
After BP Haywards fails to repair his image in a brief stint as "Oil Safety Man" for Mobil
Save The World. Spank A Child
Flacid parenting practices are ruining American culture and spreading to foreign policy.
Obama Approval Approaches Nickelback Levels
Obama's approval rating plummets as he approaches Nickelback levels seven years ahead of Bush.
Obama "mission Accomplished" Moment
After year of terrible bad stimulus news, Obama still says it's great creating his own "Mission Accomplished" moment
Toddler Fails To Sail Around The World
Baby Stu Pidfolks was found safely after his attempt to sail around the world on a Catamaran Jr. Parents say he will try again when he can walk.
The Hill Makes Political Hack Seem Appealing
The Hill runs article admitting they care more about political posturing than Americans and the economy.
Cash For Coupons Act Stimulates And Saves
On Welfare? Social Security? Medicare, or Medicaid? Half of your hard given money will now come in the form of coupons. For Welfare the administration has teamed up with Gerber, Pampers, and Budweiser to help
Cancer horoscope
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