Satire story: 1,000 Tonnes of Commemorative Thames Sewage To Mark Queen's Diamond Jubilee

London - The mile-long turd flotilla will lead the procession commemorating the Rowlingesque fairy tale of the Queen's 60-year reign. The waterborne pageant announced today will be headed by a carnival float of Euro-septic tank pathogens 1,000 Tonnes of Commemorative Thames Sewage To Mark Queen's Diamond JubileeSatire about

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