Satire story: 2012 End of The World Debunked! Buy Your Christmas Presents Early

There are some myths I've just gotta debunk. It's not like Myth-Busters where they actually prove (or disprove) what they're debunking (or bunking). This is more like I'm just 2012 End of The World Debunked! Buy Your Christmas Presents EarlySatire about

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Today will be full of computer related mishaps. Hope in your heart is all well and good but you know deep down inside......