Satire story: 2 Knights + 2 Nights = 'Skive Aid 08'

As many as 73.314% of British people find themselves in debt totalling trillions (billions of billions) of pounds. So two Knights (Sir Bob and Sir Bono) intend to launch a charity music festival over two 2 Knights + 2 Nights = 'Skive Aid 08'Satire about

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Three is the magic number because some people have a magic superfluous nipple which can change the colour of the sky....