Satire story: 50 Million Striker Torres Insists: "I'm No Jaffa"

Chelsea's 50 million striker, Fernando Torres apparently confided to friends last night that an old episode of British sit-com, Only Fools And Horses was ruining his life. The episode in question revolved around used car dealer, 50 Million Striker Torres Insists: "I'm No Jaffa"Satire about

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