Satire story: A 5.1 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Southern California - Early Reports Are That Gabourney Sidibe Was In The Area

EL CENTRO, California - The California-Mexico border was rumbled with an earthquake measuring 5.1 on the Richter Scale. The daytime dispatcher for the El Centro Police Department, Orion Orville Fragglefaust, Jr., said that there were reports A 5.1 Magnitude Earthquake Hits Southern California - Early Reports Are That Gabourney Sidibe Was In The AreaSatire about

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