Satire story: Abbey Clancy Says She'll Take Peter Crouch Back If He Promises To Stop Doing His Robot Dance

Pretty vulnerable scouse TV personality Abbey Clancy has told friends that she's prepared to give 'sex pest' fiance Peter Crouch a third chance (he had a second chance last week) - providing he stops doing Abbey Clancy Says She'll Take Peter Crouch Back If He Promises To Stop Doing His Robot DanceSatire about

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