Satire story: Abramovich Bankrolls £20 Million Detox Rehab For Russian National Football Team
Moscow - (Ass Messki): Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich has pledged £20 million to finance a new facility for detoxification of his country's national football team in a deal sponsored by the Bloodyvostock Vodka Company. Abramovich Bankrolls £20 Million Detox Rehab For Russian National Football TeamSatire aboutSagittarius horoscope
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