Satire story: Abramovich To Sell Chelsea If They Lose To Man Utd!

Roman Abramovich has promised to burn all his bridges across the Thames if Chelsea get the "blues" and are blown away by the awesome "Red Army" tonight in Manchester. Roman has invested millions and wasted millions Abramovich To Sell Chelsea If They Lose To Man Utd!Satire about

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