Satire story: Ahmadinnnerjacket Launches Lonely-Hearts Blog

Tehran, Iran - (ReUterus): Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinnerjacket has defied his country's traditional courtship conventions and launched a personal internet dating agency for razor-deficient, holocaust-amnesic lonely-hearts kindred spirits... Ahmadinnnerjacket Launches Lonely-Hearts BlogSatire about

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