Satire story: Alex Ferguson: I Quit!
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson sensationally announced last night that he was quitting chewing gum during matches. The legendary football boss said "Recently things have been getting me down. I decided to reassess my Alex Ferguson: I Quit!Satire aboutSagittarius horoscope
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