Satire story: Alito Announces "Not True" Brand of Corporate Whoredom Products

Samuel Alito revealed today that he mouthed "Not True" during the State of the Union address to publicize his new line of clothing for corporate whores. "Formerly, judges were required to pretend to some sort of Alito Announces "Not True" Brand of Corporate Whoredom ProductsSatire about

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