Satire story: 'Aloof ' Russian Spy Katia Zatuliveter Was Just Cold 'Because Her Miniskirts Were Too Damned Short!'

London - (Frozen Ass Mess): Forget red top pundits' silly psychobabbling: gorgeous blonde Russian bombshell Katia Zatuliveter is not frigid - she merely has a frozen ass. A PR statement said today that for years the 'Aloof ' Russian Spy Katia Zatuliveter Was Just Cold 'Because Her Miniskirts Were Too Damned Short!'Satire about

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For what it's worth, today is going to be very short. Which is a very good thing for you. Danger, excitement, thrills....